This shirt is a glorious middle finger to the politically correct—featuring our now-iconic “Tactical Thicc” model geared up and ready to breach hearts and egos. Rocking NVGs, heels, and an attitude, she’s here to remind you that violence of action comes in many forms.
The back? Oh, that’s where the real magic happens. Our parody “Savage Actual” logo, respectfully inspired by that hub you definitely don’t open during church, lets the world know you support freedom, fire superiority, and questionable life choices.
Unauthorized reproduction may result in a tactical wedgie or being relentlessly roasted by dudes who actually served.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just don’t wear it to your kid’s parent-teacher conference—unless their teacher’s into shooters and sarcasm.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!